Game 3 of the Celtics-Knicks series at Madison Square Garden. Once again I’m doin the running blog/diary gimmick that my favorite write, Bill Simmons, does. All credit to him for this idea.
Pre-game: Um, the game is on ESPN so hopefully it won’t be Jeff Van Gundy, Mark Jackson and the other guy as the announcers. They are the worst.
Chauncey Billups is not playing. Amare Stoudemire is playing though. I don’t know if either of those are good for the Celtics.
11:48 – My roommate Kelly just left for California. I officially hate him. I’m now the only person at my house.
11:15 – Paul Pierce with the first points. He has the sexiest facial hair. That’s a fact.
10:28 – I wish Reggie Miller was in this game to grab his balls and give the choke sign.
9:45 – 6-0 Celtics with Pierce at the line. Turiaf fouled him. Is he the only active Gonzaga alum in the NBA? Why can’t Gonzaga get some decent dudes in the NBA?
9:15 – Remember how the Cavs could’ve had Stoudemire with Lebron at Cleveland last year, but instead they got Shaq? Great GM move.
9:10 – 9-0 start for the Celtics. Bill Simmons says Toney Douglas is one of those “Irrational Confidence” guys. I think Corbin is an irrational confidence guy when it comes to girls. Hey oh!
8:05 – 9-3 Celtics. 2 fouls on Turiaf! Represent. I hope Jermain O’neal punches Spike Lee right in the face.
7:23 – Knicks 1-7 with 4 turnovers. Great start for the Knicks!
6:46 – 12-3 Celtics. Here is a sweet Jeff Van Gundy highlight when he coached the Knicks.
6:12 – 12-5 Boston.
5:55 – 16-5 Boston. Knicks are foulin like crazy. Me gusta.
5:32 – Mark Jackson has to be the most smug announcer ever. Give me Reggie Miller!
4:44 – 20-5 Celtics. Hey oh. I wish I knew more people from New York or people who liked NY so I could rub this in their faces.
3:07 – Delonte West will forever be known as the guy who not only owned a 3 wheel motorcycle dealie, but also got pulled over on it with like 8 guns in a guitar case. Gangsta.
Apparently the new chicken tender from BK is like an iPhone? Also, a new Mortal Kombat game is coming out. Yes!
The last Knicks playoff win was approximately 345 years ago.
2:22 – Knicks making a mini run here. 22-13 Celtics.
1:46 – Is Delonte West white or black?
1:31 – Mark Jackson lets us know Rondo is the best Connect 4 player ever. That’s why they pay him the big bucks.
56 secs – 25-16 celtics.
20 secs – Spike Lee has a towel on? Or is that a cape?
End of the First Quarter.
Commercial for a Ford Truck. Must suck to own a truck right now with gas costing a kidney to fill up the tank.
Doc Rivers son is the #1 High School prospect. And he wants to destroy Lebron.
11:41 – Spike Lee with a towel on.
11:03 – 29-10 Celtics. Jeff Green at the line. Sucking.
9:55 – Amare with his first bucket. 29-24 Boston.
9:10 – Bill Walker learns to shoot between last game and this game.
8:03 – An ugly couple of plays. 34-29 Boston.
Some girl downloads Gulliver’s Travel on Verizon 4G? Does she know it’s not about vampires?
For the longest time I didn’t know Stuart Scot had a lazy eye.
7:59 – If you know a ref’s name then he isn’t doing his job correctly aka Joey Crawford.
7:29 – From the fake Bill Walton on Twitter “When taking a shot Ray Allen meditates momentarily, harnessing a higher percentage of his brain power before breaking the laws of gravity.”
6:48 – 10 Turnovers by the Celtics.
6:33 – Doesn’t Melo know you can only wear one sleeve?
5:59 – sexy rebounding and ball handling by Rondo. 40-30 Boston.
Domino’s wants me to send in part of the box? I’m not gonna do that. Dumb idea.
5:04 – Knicks with a couple of baskets. 40-35 Boston.
4:21 – Anthony was out of bounds. Jeff Van Gundy agrees with me. He’s still annoying.
3:44 – 42-35 Celtics. Rondo and Williams playin dodgeball.
2:40 – Crazy passin and ball handling by Rondo. 46-37 Celtics.
I CAN’T WAIT TIL FAST AND FURIOUS 5 COMES OUT!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why would you take your phone skydiving? Seems risky to me.
2:27 – 47-37 Boston. 11 points for Melo and 3 for Stoudemire.
1:16 – Allen for 3!
36 secs – 52-42 Boston. Knicks with the stand around defense. I love it.
17 secs – Foul on Jermaine. I just got a Facebook notification for someone else gettin married. Who gets married?
2 secs – Foul on Jefferies at the end of the half. Smart foul!
Here is a sweet vid that I posted on my friend, Jordan Baker’s, facebook wall.
Ok, I love Chris Mullin. He is awesome, but he is the worst studio commentator. Jalen Rose is also kinda annoying. So, is Stuart Scot. I need Ernie, Kenny and Charles!
Mel Kiper is a weirdo.
How does ESPN not get any good in studio commentators? The Mothership needs to get its act together.
HAHAHA Mullin just called Chris Paul “Christopher Paul”. No need to be so formal, Guile.
If any ladies are reading this, come over and hang out with me. Thank you.
Worst thing happened this morning. I wake up at 7 to watch Dan Patrick Show and it was a re-run. Worst ever. You know how much of a sacrifice it is for me to get up that early?!
@TheBillWalton on twitter (fake Bill Walton, but hilarious) says “Dwight Howard brings to mind Fezzik from ‘Princess Bride’, able to defeat a small army alone but when played 1 on 1 his power is neutralized” I love this Twitter account.
Does Kenny Mayne do any actual reporting anymore? Or does he just stick to acting like an idiot 100% of the time?
Like a good neighbor state farm is there…..with a bunch of hot chicks that love me…..and some chicken wings.
The only Atlanta Hawks fan I know, Roman Daniels-Brown, needs to will his team to win this game between Atlanta and Orlando.
Melo has the worst mustache.
Start of 3rd Quarter
11:35 – Allen has 5 3’s tonight. 55-44 Boston.
11:02 – Mark Jackson clearly is jealous of Rondo’s skills.
10:08 – Ray Allen fouls Turiaf. Allen hardly ever complains after a foul. That’s why I love him.
9:34 – Mike Diantoni is about to have a brain aneurysm due to the Knicks lack of D. 58-50 Boston.
9:01 – Paul Pierce is lighting someone up. Melo?
8:42 – 63-50 Celtics. Timeout New York. Me gusta.
“Jumping the Broom” looks like a great movie. Can’t wait til it comes out so I can spend $8 watching it in theater.
8:25 – Jermain O’Neal clotheslines Douglas.
8:13 – Ray Allen runs around 5 miles a game. Garnett with the J. 65-52 Boston.
7:25 – Old Rondo is on the court today with 12 assists. 69-54 Celts.
6:27 – I am gonna play some Starcraft 2 tonight. Fyi.
5:37 – 73-56 Celts. Allen fouls Melo cause his mustache is disgusting.
5:10 – Boston is dominating right meow.
4:28- Mike Breen has told us about 8 times that Boston is putting on a clinic.
3:42 – 77-56 Boston. The clinic continues.
3:26 – What is more disgusting: Dog poop or Melo’s mustache?
2:49 – Foul on Jeff Green. Timeout.
Charlie Murphy is the voice for one of those talking basketballs. Charlie Murphy!!!!!!! Unity! What did the 5 fingers say to the face? SLAP!
Hawks are leading the Magic right now. Roman is willing them!
2:24 – Mike D’Antoni has a black man’s voice.
1:45 – 82-61 Boston.
40 secs – Ray Allen is 9-15 with 26 pts.
4 secs – Rondo messed around and got a triple double….Ice Cube style.
Mark Jackson last person with a triple-double against the Knicks in the playoffs.
11:41 – 86-65 Boston. Yawn.
11:14 – Ok, how can I get Michelle Beadle to marry me? Send me your ideas.
10:08 – Lisa grilling David Stern on the Collective Bargaining Agreement. Sheesh.
9:30 – Boston’s bench sucks so we got to keep the starters in.
8:56 – 88-72 Boston. Fields at the line. Sucking.
8:44- Knicks refuse to guard Pierce. Great idea.
Here is a link to some sweet NBA shirts online.
8:14 – Melo on the bench. Nice.
7:33 – @EricStangel tweets “On court for Knicks- Douglas, Fields, Jeffries, Walker, Williams. Guess D’Antoni isn’t looking to make a comeback”
7:00 – Allen hits a three. Yawn.
6:44 – 96-76 boston. Bring on Miami.
3:45 – Boston has 13 3’s tonight. Most have been wide open.
Tyler Perry needs to die or something. He is ruining the planet with his crappy comedies (movies and tv shows). They are horrible. STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m done blogging. Switch over to the Hawks-Magic game. This game is over. Thanks for reading! Tell your friends about me!